Monday, April 4, 2011

Self Improvement


I stood in line for a whole hour at a Lowe's Home Improvement center just waiting for them to mix up my deck stain, and that machine just shook and it shook and it shook up other people's paints and stains, and they took them away. I stood in line for a whole hour wearing turquoise tights and tapping my foot and listing to that machine shake, and tapping my foot in time with that paint-mixing machine, walking tight circles around the cart which did not ever seem to inch forward. Not even a little.I also read a book about raising chickens in your very own backyard.


No comments:

Post a Comment